"I often have a dream where I'm in court and on the witness stand being questioned about my lack of parenting skills by a vicious attorney. My grown children sit at the Plantiffs table... and the lawyer brings over pictures that I took and says, "Oh really? You never tried to sabotage your children's attempts to socially fit in... may I enter into Evidence Exhibit A" The coutroom gasps as the pictures are revealed and I wake up in a cold sweat." (can I really quote myself from my own blog? is that legit?)
I am now redeemed and can purge the pictures of last years bike-a-thon disaster and through the magic of photoshop, I will be able to have my attorney use these pics in defense. Phew... 
Wait a second... 
Is that AK on the trike, and her friend is on a big girl bike? 
Wait a second... Is that AK on the trike, and her friend is on a big girl bike? Dang it... I just can't this right.
Just photoshop AK onto the big girl bike! Be sure to erase the bruises off her knees.
ReplyDeleteI will hunt you down if you remove the previous pictures OR post... I go back to that when I have a bad day for a good chuckle....
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