Can I get one?

I had no idea how nosey the general population is. Going anywhere with AK, who still looks like she went 9 rounds in the ring, raises lots of questions. Even a cute hat to hide the massive bruise, doesn't cover the two black eyes. Everyone asks, "What happened?" and it's nice everyone is concerned, but it gets annoying. These folks don't even know me, so I like to make up stories such as, "She was injured in Spain, during the running of the bulls." or "She missed her landing during our last family skydive."

On a recent outing, we stumbled upon a car show. I immediately fell in love with this thing. Doesn't it just scream, "Beep beep, Bon Jour!" Then I saw this armored assault vehicle and I immediately fell in love. I deem this the new Mom-mobile. How awesome would it be to carpool in this!?Mr. Boy saw this and was one smitten kitten. He keeps talking about how he really wants this for his 16th birthday and drive it to college. He better start buying some lotto tickets, because that's a 1969 Stingray Corvette... very pricey. AK tried it on for size, and asked Mr. Boy if they could have twin cars. Mr. Boy LOVED that idea, and AK turned around and told the owner, I'll take it but only if you paint it Pink.