Comparisons

 

Name:  Zeena Warrior Princess

Likes: Jalapenos, People (especially AK), Jumping out of the car during school dropoff to chase children, Any and all food.

Favorite Food:  Whatever falls on the ground

Dislikes:  Stupid Rules; such as don't sit on the couch, sleep on the bed, or steal off people's plates

Claim to Fame:  When I dropped and broke a jar of Jalapenos, Zeena ran over and began chowing it down, broken glass and all while I frantically tried to clean it up.   I fretted over the next week about her getting sick, she didn't even flinch. 

Name:   Zoey

Likes:  Sniffing People Inappropriately, Snoring really loud,  Baseboards and trim moldings.

Dislikes:  Most People, Loud Noises, Pool Fences,

Favorite Food:  Hypoallergenic Dog Food.  This dog can't even look at food without breaking into hives, because she is allergic to everything, except the pool fence, she could eat that all day long. 

Claim to Fame:  Being the only dog I've ever met that is allergic to grass and trees.  I've never had a vet tell me "You should really keep your dog inside."