You know those bumper stickers...

You know those bumper stickers that proclaim that "My kid is Student of the Hour at The Blahbity Blah School" or some other bragging tidbit about how smart your kid is?

I prefer to brag in pictures... My kid is smarter than your kid because...Every week I get to watch my precious and genius Five Year Old ascend the steps to Higher Education.Where he takes a class at Pepperdine University, making him a real life Doogie Howser. And you know all those mummy's who are constantly making you feel like a loser because you were neglectful by not putting your child into Baby Bach classes or the mega expensive sports league, or tell you that your child is going to grow up to be a babbling imbecile because you work, or can't bake a decent cupcake.... Whaddaya think of me now? Yeah! Take that!