Glamour Shots: Part Trois

Going back in time a bit, on Mother's Day I was given what I thought was a facial and massage at the spa. Turns out it was so much more. It was a Glamour Session! Here is the third and Final Glamour Shot from that fateful day. Notice the signature photoshopping out of my collarbones and my freckles, apparently they aren't glamourous.

Does the Vaseline on my teeth really make my smile appear more natural?

To see the previous horrifically awesome Glamour Shots
Go Here and Here.