Monday, December 29, 2008

Bear with me... It's gonna feel like A Christmas Carol

I still have lots of things I want to remember about this holiday season, so you are going to feel like each posts is like the Ghost of Christmas Past, Christmas Present, and Christmas Future.

Remember AK and her cute performance in a previous post, well Mr. Boy performed too. Here are the angel costumes I worked on. And I'm pretty sure Mr. Boy isn't singing "Glooooooooooria" with his tongue hanging out of his mouth like that. Here is Baby Rollerhand and AK before we left for one of our parties. They had matching dresses, I'm pretty sure that was the first outfit Baby Rollerhand wore this entire year, despite the drawer full of doll clothes.And a candid of Mr. Boy with Sandy showing off his Pokemon cards. Curse you classmates for introducing Pokemon cards to Mr. Boy, and double curses for having the odacity to share and give some cards to him. I swore I would have a Pokemon-free house. I also swore my children would never have a tantrum in public...At our Church's Christmas Party, Mr. Boy snapped this cute pic of AK with some of our favorite friends.So, we spent most of the month of December trying to see Santa. Both kids were terrified of the man in the big red suit. We would go to the mall, stand in line, and get close and then the tears would start and someone would end up running away. *flashback* Two years ago, Mr. Boy ran outside at the mention of Santa while at a party. He just took off running, and unfortunately ran smack into the side of a clipboard a man was carrying, split his head right open. Santa hadn't even arrived yet. Last year Mr. Boy kept probing me about Santa "coming into our house" and was terrified at the thought of Santa being "in his space". *end flashback*
At this Christmas party everyone is sitting, singing carols and in walks Santa. AK leaps up and runs over to him and leaps into his arms. He carried her around a bit, and I stood there baffled. This is the child who was the first one to start crying at the sight of the mall santa. Mr. Boy waited in line knowing this was his chance to ask Santa for what he wanted on Christmas morning. He had carefully weighed the options for an entire week, and decided a minute of terror would be managable if it involved getting Pokemon cards and the "Big Red Dragon". We had talked about how you should just ask for one thing, but apparently he forgot all about that. Santa leaned forward, and Mr. Boy whispered for a long time a list of everything he wanted, including the stores he had seen them at, and in some cases the price. Every holiday my mom and I do something festive, last year we saw the Rockettes, this year we went to this fabulous resturant called The White House, the highlight of the evening was giggling while we perused the chef's cookbook that was filled with pictures of scantily clad waiters seductively holding the chef's creation.
It wouldn't be holidays without a visit to Neiman Marcus and pictures in front of the World's Largest Christmas Tree. And we had to take a moment to be silly. And it was on this trip we purchased the infamous Christmas Sweater. Mr. Boy has worn it nonstop since he tried it on in this dressing room. Mr. Boy insists he wants his new room to look just like this dressing room. And can she get any cuter!?! I just love having a little girl. Wouldn't she look adorable in Paris? She would look lovely in a pink beret to match her coat. Let's move there I say!
These next two pics represent the essence of Mr. Boy. This is the two sides to him. There is no middle... he is so totally full of life, head thrown back in laughter embracing every minute.
And also totally determined and focused with his little tongue off to side as he concentrates on doing his best work. Well, maybe there is one other.... the mischievious side. However, I love it... wouldn't change a thing.

Monday, December 22, 2008

He..

Shhhh... He thinks I have no idea. Little does he know that he left me at home with the chatty wee one, who is good at keeping half of a secret. He took each child out alone to shop for gifts, for the other wee one, and for me on the only day "off" that he has had in weeks. He claimed he was just taking them out for some boring errands. He also bought something for me, when he claimed that we weren't really doing gifts this year. (The wee one, wouldn't tell me what it was, just that "ooo, we don't talk about gifts") He is full of surprises and I love that about him.

Friday, December 19, 2008

Oops trying again.. Is it just me...

Is it just me or is this not totally and ridiculously adorable? I'm super biased, I know.

Wednesday, December 17, 2008

This is my life now...

I'm not sure I'll ever be "Mrs. Supermom" the team mom/room mom/PTA President/dinner on the table at 6/homemade cookies everyday all rolled into one woman. It's not me... it wasn't my mom, nor my grandmother, or her mother. I love who I am, I've embraced it, and I think I'm a fun mom for the most part. My kids are gonna be okay.. and I have my moments as supermom. If we took all these pics and rolled them into one day... I think that would qualify. However, it's a whole weeks worth of festivities.
The kids in festive sweaters picked out by Mr. Boy, a nod to my Swedish heritage. The kids wore their sweaters to a Holiday Gospel Choir Concert... and AK had a super stuck comb dangling from her head. Watching Frosty the Snowman for the 100000th time. They have surprisingly similar mannerisms, which cracks me up... such as the finger dangling on their mouth. We are trying to hit Disneyland weekly for the holidays, and met up with some of our favorite pals for the afternoon. And check out this sweet Eiffel Tower from the newly re-opened "It's a small world" Shhh... I may try and steal it. (If I got caught... it wouldn't be my first time visiting the Disneyland Jail!) I went with Mr. Boy to The Glory of Christmas with his class. This is his buddy from school.
We've been busy baking cookies too. And visiting with neighbors, I love this pic Mr. Boy snapped of me donning an apron and standing in the doorway chatting with our neighbor. (Hate the vanilla colored walls...) If you told me 10 years ago that I would be staying up late one night making 14 angel costumes for the school pagaent, I would have laughed heartily and bet you $50 million that it would never happen... I would have lost that bet last night...
And this sweet dog was all alone yesterday while her pal Sandy spent a day getting checked out by the vet. She quickly slipped into a deep gloomy funk that no amount of "fetch" could relieve. Sandy came home and Skoopi immediately went back to her sweet lovable self.

Monday, December 15, 2008

Oh the weather outside is frightful....

All my out of state pals (oh look, that's 95% of you) are chuckling because I'm about to whine about how chilly it is.
It's rainy, cold, and the perfect day to skip school and work. However, AK & Mr. Boy threw a fit about missing school, something about being able to take their umbrellas to school, so we did our regular day. Do they have any idea how awesome it is to have a mom that says, "hmmm.. No school today!"? When we got home, we put on our Relaxipants (tm) as Mr. Boy refers to his lounge pants and watched holiday movies all afternoon. There was warm Apple Cider, Gingerbread cookies & Peppermint Joe-Joe's to snack on. It was the total opposite of our regular afternoon snack. This was no ordinary afternoon, after all, it was a time to spoil the children all in the name of Christmas. In between snuggling the wee ones for warmth, I put the finishing touches on the Holiday Cards. Fair warning, the Annual Top Ten list... major snooze fest. Get in your jammies and read it in bed, if you read it standing up outside the mailbox you will likely fall into a deep sleep right there. It was totally written by Mr. Man & myself at 2am, after we had used all our wit and humor making our own commentary and lines to the movie: What Happens In Vegas Today, I am grateful that my life affords me this luxury to be able to say... "Cancel the afternoon plans, we are staying inside to eat cookies and watch holiday movies!" I'm sure Mr. Man can find something to wear other than the clothes at the dry cleaner, and I bet the packages I intended to mail today will probably still make it to their destination before Christmas... It was all worth it to indulge these whims, they won't be little and snuggly forever.
Psst... Yaki.. that is your card in the front!

Wednesday, December 10, 2008

Farewell long wispy curls...

Remember this cute picture with her long-ish locks.And it was two years ago AK had absolutely no hair during a tough few months. I had big plans this week to take a pic of AK and Santa and compare them side by side with this picture, along with a tribute to how far AK has come in the last two years. We tried and tried, and AK, as always, was a total trooper. So was Mr. Man who took over for me and told AK stories to take her mind off on the tugging and twisting going on. Finally, after we used every concotion and pulled out several tools from the toolbox, we came to the decision that the only viable option was scissors.
And while it is so incredibly short... it is really cute!

Tuesday, December 09, 2008

Uh oh....

This is not exactly what I had planned on doing this evening. This thing is SUPER STUCK.

Sunday, December 07, 2008

He is so fancy...

We got all dressed up and drove to a swanky club in Hollywood. When we got to the velvet ropes he said, "Mr & Mrs. Man" and the big burly guy dressed in black said, "Ah, yes... Welcome Mr. Man to our swanky club, right this way please." We breezed on by the line of people waiting to get in. It was Mr. Man's Holiday Party and they rented a swanky club. He works in "The Biz" aka Entertainment, and since I reside as a desperate housewife in the OC, I often forget how "Hollywood" Mr. Man is. This is a guy who starts off stories with, "Yesterday, I was on the lot, and they were filming...." I'm not gonna lie, it's totally sexy to see the "Hollywood Mr. Man" and before you know it, I'm imagining myself (looking surprisingly similar to Barbie) lounging by the pool in a swanky hillside home with a view of the Hollywood sign, talking to my new best friend Posh Spice about how atrocious the food was at the Vanity Fair Oscar Party the night before.

Tuesday, December 02, 2008

Black Friday

Mr. Man LOVES Black Friday. He scours the ads, and plots out a course for the day. I used to get into it, but keeping track of two kids in crowded stores has cramped my style. On Black Friday, Mr. Man is feeling a tad bit better (He had some sort of severe acid reflex attack or ebola, not sure which..), and Mr. Man talked me into joining him on his Black Friday adventure. We compromised... I dropped Mr. Man off, parked the car, and watched a movie in the car with the kiddos. It was PERFECT! Then Mr. Man wanted to check out TV's "just to look". Whatever... Mr. Man doesn't believe in "just looking" here he is with his new toy pointing out how fabulous it is. While Mr. Man played a fun game called "Let's hook up 1000 cords" I played the game called, "Stop fighting over the Baby Jesus" as we pulled out the Christmas Decor and Christmas Toys.We decorated the trees. The kids have thier own tree that they decorate each and every day. I fully believe Christmas is hands on in this house. There are special Christmas Toys, a basket full of Christmas books, and a box of ornaments for their very own trees. The following day, the kids, Baby Roller Hand, and I were up super early. So we went out and did some shopping. AK and I got some warm f'Uggs for chilly mornings. They are so toasty,AK calls them her "warmers". That early morning wore AK out, and by noon she decided Skoopi's bed was the best place for a nap.

Monday, December 01, 2008

Thanksgiving Day

Thanksgiving was at Mr. Man's Uncle & Aunt's home. I said this before in this post: Uncle Mike and Aunt Deb, everyone should be so lucky to have relatives like them. Deb makes you feel like you are the most special guest in attendance when you visit. There is no other woman more gracious than Aunt Deb. And Uncle Mike... everyone should have an Uncle Mike. And at one time, we had a theory, that everyone does have an Uncle Mike. He is a riot, always laughing, cracking jokes, and it's never dull around him. Mr. Man spent almost every holiday with his cousins, and now the best part is that those cousins are having "mini cousins" and so there is a playmate for everyone.
Or a pseudo-cousin to play with. These are actually cousins by marriage or something complex like that.
My favorite part is this, everyone in the kitchen, working, laughing, and chatting.
This is the family think tank, where all good ideas are hatched. And an attempt to get a Christmas card pic completed the day. Why can't four people smile and look good at the same moment in time? Why do my eyes disappear every time I smile?
PS Remember the stone Mr. Boy swallowed, I can say with confidence that it is now out of his body.

Thanksgiving-ish

Mr. Man was home for 9 days, which was awesome. However, he was not feeling all that swell during his time home. Which meant the grand plans for adding that Eastern Wing on the house would have to wait... So I took the kids to see Bolt in 3D and also Madagascar 2.And I had my camera confiscated by Mr. Boy, who captured this adorable shot
and then 100 other shots that look roughly like this. Then we packed up the kids and took them to Not Santa Barbara where my parents currently live. We went for a long walk to jump in the puddles.Played at the park
These guys are adorable in their matching vests.
The Misters spent most of the daylight hours hunting lizards. AK touched one and immediately burst into tears. It was "Pointy and tried to jump on me" in her words.We celebrated Mr. Man's birthday and got creative with a bib.True Story: My dad won't eat cake if you have blown candles out on it, he feels like he is eating cake that you just spit upon. So, at my parents house we only put candles on your piece of cake. Then we packed up the car again... and drove over the river and through the woods.... to Aunt Deb's for Thanksgiving!

Monday, November 24, 2008

"Eights" Tagged... by Stacy, who I am mad at...

Another dear friend is moving.... this time to Wisconsin. I am not kidding when I say that 95% of my friends have moved away. All of them out of state. It's not my favorite part of my life, and I am always slightly mad at them for a few good months... although I'm still mad at Bob & Booboo and it's been years now. Anyways, Stacy (pictured in the center) is the Momma of Gracie, who Mr. Boy has declared and professed his undying love for. He is adamant that they will marry, and when I showed him on a map where Gracie was moving to. He looked up at me with very sad eyes and bit his quivering lip. Then he looked at the map and said, "Mom, it's going to be okay. We are just going to have to drive there and visit them a lot. They have snowflakes and cheese (my map has cheese and snowflakes on the state of Wisconsin), and Mom, I like BOTH snowflakes and cheese." Stacy, I adore you, however we will opt to fly... I'm afraid I'm just not the roadtrip kind of gal. We will miss you, and I will miss your children who I love very very much. We will see you often especially at Mr. Boy and Gracie's wedding in 2031. Stacy tagged me to do Eights... and I'm doing it even though I'm just a little peeved. Although, it's her husbands job that's forcing the move, so I guess I should be mad at him. Phew, Stacy your off the hook.

8 Shows I Watch:

Desperate Housewives, Amazing Race, Private Practice, Survivor, Grey's Anatomy, The Office, 30 Rock, Battlestar Gallactica. Can we have a moment of Silence for: Eli Stone & Dirty Sexy Money?
8 restaurants I like to eat at:

Anything Indian, Zankou Chicken (Middle Eastern Food), Anything Mexican (the dive-ier, the better), In-n-Out, Cheesecake Factory (for their Ranch Dressing & Vanilla Bean Cheesecake), Rutabagorz, Tommy Burger, Opah

8 things I did today:

Helped poor Mr. Man who got violently ill in the wee hours of the morning from an overdose of Ice Cream & Junk Food consumed with Mr. Uncle... poor guy's a lightweight!, 2 loads of laundry, talked politely and assertively with my medical insurance company to get them to pay a bill... did not swear or hex them and am very proud of that, shopped alone at a boutique for some Christmas presents, some boring work.... which the details would only excite my nerdy accounting friends, checked my email, read some blogs... which led to this post.

8 things I am looking forward to:

Thanksgiving, Decorating for Christmas, Getting Doll'd up for the Holidays, 8 more days of Mr. Man being home, Seeing Bob and her kids, Disneyland decked out for the Holidays, Seeing a bunch of movies this week, and brushing up on my Guitar Hero Skills.

8 things on my wish list:

A stable economy, A move to New Zealand, or A lovely home in LA, Shoes (duh, of course), Abs of Steel, A live-in assistant, A Farm with Horses and cows (and because Mr. Boy suggested it, and it's brilliant "with a pool, on the beach, but close to the mountains"), A trip to Paris

8 People I am Tagging:

It would be fun if everyone did it, but no pressure. It's the holidays people, and I'm vowing to keep things simple... not getting bogged down in stuff I'm pressured to do, only the stuff I want to do!

Sunday, November 23, 2008

Mr. Uncle bunks up at the Chateau

Mr. Uncle (Mr. Man's Brother) has arrived for the Thanksgiving Holiday. That means there is lots of this going on:and some of this... and then some of this.... (oh yes, you are so smart if you noticed that he is slyly flexing and showing off his biceps.... also psst... ladies.. he is single and in a rock band)
Along with having Mr. Boy in complete and utter heaven as he gets doted on by his favorite Mr. Uncle, there is lots of Rock Band, Guitar Hero, Tech chat, crude jokes, and consuming massive quantities of ice cream & soda with Mr. Man. It is one big Giant Boys Club at our house, and since I grew up with brothers... it feels like home.