"I often have a dream where I'm in court and on the witness stand being questioned about my lack of parenting skills by a vicious attorney. My grown children sit at the Plantiffs table... and the lawyer brings over pictures that I took and says, "Oh really? You never tried to sabotage your children's attempts to socially fit in... may I enter into Evidence Exhibit A" The coutroom gasps as the pictures are revealed and I wake up in a cold sweat." (can I really quote myself from my own blog? is that legit?)
I am now redeemed and can purge the pictures of last years bike-a-thon disaster and through the magic of photoshop, I will be able to have my attorney use these pics in defense. Phew... 
Wait a second... 
Is that AK on the trike, and her friend is on a big girl bike? 
Wait a second... Is that AK on the trike, and her friend is on a big girl bike? Dang it... I just can't this right.
2 comments:
Just photoshop AK onto the big girl bike! Be sure to erase the bruises off her knees.
I will hunt you down if you remove the previous pictures OR post... I go back to that when I have a bad day for a good chuckle....
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